Kids say the darnedest things!

Whats that they say?

Kids say the darnedest things!

Enjoy

Prayers from Kids

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the

morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some

sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the

father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on

his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer the little

one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

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 A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold". At

this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute -how come you called

God 'Harold'"? The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they

call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, "Our Father, who art

in Heaven, Harold be Thy Name."

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 And this particular four-year-old prayed: "And forgive us our trash

baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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 During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle

from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched

him into silence, and after church asked: "Gary, whatever made you

do such a thing?" Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to

whistle... and He just then did!"

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 One night Mike's parents overheard this prayer: "Now I lay me down to

rest, and hope to pass tomorrow's test, If I should die before I

wake,that's one less test I have to take."

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 A five-year-old said grace at family dinner one night. "Dear God,

thank you for these pancakes..." When he concluded, his parents asked

him why he thanked God for pancakes when they were having chicken.

He smiled and said, "I thought I'd see if He was paying attention

tonight."

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 A little boy's prayer: "Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my

mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please

take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna

be in a big mess."

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 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother says

your prayers for you each night Very commendable. What does she say?"

The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!".

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 A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to

her six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the

blessing?". "I wouldn't know what to say," the little girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the mother said. The little girl

bowed her head and said, "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all

these people to dinner?"

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 Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while

he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and

then said a prayer. "Fine", said the pleased mother. "If you ask

God to help you not misbehave, He will help you." "Oh, I didn't ask

Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny. "I asked Him to help you

put up with me."